…you seem to have more books on writing fiction than actual fiction.
…you seem to have pissed off every publicist and/or writer in your genre with your reviews.
…you say you’re writing a book even though you can’t remember the last time you sat down to.
…you not only rattle off figures about a writer’s dismal finances, but you actually listen to yourself talk.
…you just want to make a paint cover for that short story you wrote in tenth grade that your teacher liked and publish it on Amazon for 99p. just to prove to yourself that you’ve still got it…
Then you know you have a problem.